no\ offense

1. (no offense) (14350↑, 609↓)

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore." "You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

Author: bryan http://no-offense.urbanup.com/823948

2. (No Offense) (640↑, 45↓)

Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.

no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong

Author: Po Ivey http://no-offense.urbanup.com/1911706

3. (no offense) (277↑, 86↓)

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit\!" B: "..."

Author: vinny http://no-offense.urbanup.com/956664

4. (No Offense) (175↑, 30↓)

A phrase added to an otherwise insulting statement. You say "no offense" right before or after you say something that is insulting. "No offense" allows you to say just about anything you want about anyone. It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.

Without) Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe* With) Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .

Author: Northendwhitetrash http://no-offense.urbanup.com/4275143

5. (no offense) (126↑, 30↓)

1.The 2009 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They have no offense. 2. Something that is used by someone to make it sound acceptable.

1. Man the Bucs defense played well last week at Wembley but their offense just sucked. They have no offense. 2. No offense Kipper but your sister has the ugliest bitch i've ever seen. You'd have to be totally wasted to take a ride on her.

Author: Dreamcast http://no-offense.urbanup.com/4329540

6. (No offense) (138↑, 67↓)

The short line used after a very offensive and usually embarrassing statement which supposeably makes everything the 'sender' said socially acceptable.

Leevon: OHH MYY GOD ALAA\! Your such a little bitch ass, stupid pin dicked, cock sucking mother fucker who smells like absolute shit\! no offense. =) Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)

Author: Wavell http://no-offense.urbanup.com/3264653

7. (no offense) (14↑, 3↓)

Used for pointing out something negative while trying not to offend someone. People now use this to offend without repercussions. Stupid shits.

Guy A: Putting your hand in the blender is really, no offense, uh, foolish. Guy B: None taken.

Author: RiotRanger http://no-offense.urbanup.com/5027254

8. (no offense) (8↑, 1↓)

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.

No offense Chelsea, but you suck.

Author: katopoliss http://no-offense.urbanup.com/5415508

9. (no offense) (6↑, 0↓)

Something someone says right before saying something that may be offensive. as opposed to, say, not saying anything offensive at all.

You are such a completely moronic asshole. No offense

Author: LordXeras http://no-offense.urbanup.com/5492704

10. (No Offense) (4↑, 0↓)

Something people say because they think that saying it makes something less offensive.

Bob: No offense Joe, but I hate you so much that I pray for your death daily. You're just a motherfucking cuntlicking son-of-a-bitch asswipe that needs to fuck off and die. You fuck your mother's vulva for fun. Joe: Oh, that's okay, 'cause you said 'No offense'.

Author: Jimbo, M.D. http://no-offense.urbanup.com/6058142

11. (no offense) (3↑, 0↓)

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.

No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging [slut]. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.

Author: C-Mills http://no-offense.urbanup.com/5395358

12. (no offense) (0↑, 0↓)

What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.

You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch\! no offense and you're retarded

Author: biathczsssww http://no-offense.urbanup.com/6388996

Related: offense, jk, just kidding, no, just saying, none taken, sorry

Last updated: 2012.03.01